He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the s***ty games that suck a**
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten a***ole
of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer

AVGN, He reviews terrible games of the older generation, all except ET....I'm sure he'll do it at some point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyVAp0tOk5A

(Here he is reviewing one of the worst systems of all time.

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Heh heh. He's been mentioned before.

It's too bad about the Virtual Boy, some of the games are pretty good... but like he says, they could have been on another system.

They could've...mostly because some aren't even remotely VR

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The Virtual Boy had a great concept at its core but they took it in a completely wrong direction, namely making it a portable system. Or rather design it to pretend it was portable, which it clearly wasn't.

It would have been best to apply its stereoscopic 3D vision to a home console, as optional ideally. This would have allowed it to have colors and generally better hardware, capable of full moving polygons (like thos used for the title of VB's Mario Tennis), not to mention sparing us the plague of fitting the damn thing with 6 AA batteries. I daresay that could easily have left an enduring mark on the industry. Especially if they gave it the N64's analog stick.

Now it seems after all these years, Nintendo is again going to try and play the 3D card (most likely due to all the hype around 3D movies that has swept theaters worldwide) and once again they are doing this with a portable system. Let's hope this time it goes better.

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Metroid: Other M - As in "There's the good Metroid games... we chose to do one of some Other Make altogether."

As long as it LOOKS handheld

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