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alexa999 · #1 Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:27 pm

My friend wrote this story while being bored in school, I DIDN'T WRITE IT! My friend did. You can tell by the title that its stupid/funny. So, without further ado, here it it:

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The Demented Story About Nothing!

One time there was a bunny named Boogabooga.
He was three times the size of Jupiter.
He went to the cheese curd store and ordered a cheeseburger.
The clerk said they didn't have any, so Boogabooga got mad and blew up Uranus,
which I have just received word is actually a planet.
Then the gas from the planet came to Earth and turned
everybody into the Q button on a computer keyboard.
The universe then imploded and reformed as lettuce.
All the leaves were named Hubert Cumberdale, Margery Stewart Baxter, and Jeremy Fisher.
Mt. saint Helens then erupted and melted everyone.
That's when the aliens from the planet beyond Pluto that I don't know
what the name of is came to Earth and turned everybody into lettuce.
The aliens ate the lettuce. It tasted like chicken manure.
They then threw up the lettuce and it turned back into people.
They then unleashed a robot menace onto the planet Jupiter.
The robots turned into chairs and were then hosts to the bottoms of the world.
The chairs then imploded and teleported to the planet Homeofthegargantuaneelephants.
The chairs were then stomped and trampled on by the gargantuan elephants.
The elephants then exploded into a shower of cheese.
The cheese flew to earth and was devoured by the people. The people then imploded.
The universe then reformed and imploded again.
Then it formed again and the planet Saturn was a humongous cheese curd.
The people then flew to it and ate it. That's when Boogabooga came back and pooed on the Earth.
The people got a giant can of Eresol and sprayed it on the earth.
The poo then evaporated and flew into the sun. The sun imploded and there was no light.
The universe went dark and nobody saw Venus hit Earth. Venus then flew into a neighboring star.
The universe became illuminated again, and everyone was in underpants
with piggies and motorcycles on them. Then that's when the robot menace from Jupiter came back.
They used ray guns and assorted cheese to conquer the moon. They then planted a tree there.
The tree flew away and the robots turned into poo.
A bunch of rabid space dung beetles came and ate them.
That?s when Boogabooga came back and destroyed the galaxy.
The people then flew to Andromeda and started a new life. The planet was a giant butt.
There were occasional gas storms. So they went to the nearby star 51 Pegasi, and imploded.
Then a giant rock became the ruler of the galaxy. He was then squished by a giant sniper rifle.
Then everyone magically got bazookas and blew everyone else?s head off.
The universe then exploded and imploded and repeated the process 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times.
Everyone was so tired of that, that they went inside their own brains and blew them up.
The people then turned into liver and were happily devoured by the plutonium monsters
from the Plane of Eternal Suffering. The Plane of Eternal Suffering then turned into
the Land of Happy Frolicking Bunnies. The bunnies then transformed into giant rods of uranium.
They then imploded. The universe then ceased to exist. The End.