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Kalidascorp · #1 Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:33 pm

I am going to post some jokes every so often, mabey like twice a week. I make sure their funny

Here's todays joke:

Joke 1
An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,
grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college
girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them
three times.
Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?
Man: What sins?
Priest: What kind of a Catholic are you?
Man: I'm Jewish
Priest: Why are you telling me all this?
Man: I'm telling everybody!

Joke 2
another joke.... i got plenty!

I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and
asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?" Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?!!!

Another...

The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.

Each week i'll post a poll on your favorite joke.

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