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S O N I C · #1 Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 5:21 pm

Today i got a letter From saying i have an over due Magiazine. Since i dont have a scanner i cant show you the Letter. But I type it to you.

Dear *My Name*

Your inmmeditate attention to this matter is now required.
This is our fourth attempt at contacting you regarding the subscription your oredred some time ago.

PLease lets us know if there has been a problem with your subscription service otherwise remit the entire amount now.

Your payment is long overdue and the delivery of your magazine may already be suspended. And, your personal copy of the Free bonus i promised you on payment of your bill-- the 500 HOTTEST TRICKS booklet -- might have to go to the gaming gravyard.

Don't miss an issue. To stay on the cutting edge of all thats wild fun new and exciting, you need *BALAH BALAH BALHA **It the name of the magizine*every month. Return your payment now and you'll also Get FREE, a copy of our exclusive *BALAH BLAH**Some booklet* from the editors to keep you razor sharp thank you in advance for your prompt response.

Sincerely
Resson

PS: This is getting serious. Please settle your account now.

My Part:
Ok Screw this Dude!! i cancled my Subscription!! AND they said you get 1 issue Free. ok since i got really mad i called them. I spoke in my deepest voice so they can think i wasn't a minor.
The person said she'll cancel it for me. And if i get another in voice i should discard and for the mistake for the Company i get one free issue for no charge. It feels good getting my rite of way.