I've heard of kids dieing because they climbed into clothes dryers. I don't remember it ever being a large scale issue though. But with this cartoon, just don't try to wrap your head around it.
Also, don't try to wrap your head around stuff in general. Like telephone poles. That will also kill you. Hey, I should have been a writer for Sonic Sez.
What's up with the messed up captions, though?