Bomberman
Status: Offline
Joined: 28 Apr 2008
Posts: 302
 |
 #115 Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:25 pm |
  |
hahahaha
I love how the reality of game character data is often much more awesome than that which even our strangest imaginations can devise. I love the whole barbarian effect and implications. This means that at least some of the bombers eat the Louies for meat in addition to clothing and attire. Bone vests for the shaman, bone weaponry for the barbarians, maybe even nifty skull mugs. The next thing you'll discover is Tyras being skinned and worn. Tyra tasting like gator a bit, totally Flintstone ribs style. What if DragonBomber himself as a character is just a dude wrapped in Tyra skins?
...
My biggest problem with this is HOW does one get a Louey's eyes that color red and how do they grow such teeth? I mean, we must be talking some insane plot twist on the order of the Gremlins water and food after dark problem...on a massive scale. Maybe they have good reason to hunt Loueys, and Bomberman just doesn't realize the beast he is giving his trust to. OR does he? And if so, can Bomberman harness the rage eyes and teeth to decimate whole orders of enemies unreckoned for previously. We are talking vicious killing machine here. Maybe kicking bombs around is the ONLY thing that keeps them from become werebeasts from hell. :( And not the faux hell level either, but like Bomberman Act Zero bdsm meat sack on hook torture factory hell. :/ Some mad scientist level of genetic manipulation type thing, which fits in perfectly with the misc games. |
|
Search Forum
Member List
Chat
Control Panel
Private Messages
Register
Log in
