GENTLEMEN PLEASE THIS IS SUCH LOWER CLASS BEHAVIOUR YOU ARE DISPLAYING
I've been trying to grab more text from the flyer, but not having much luck; SmartOCR gets hung up on kanji, italics, and even images with too much contrast. A lot of the automatic translations are essentially incomprehensible garbage, so although I've gotten the story text, my head's too wrecked to make sense of it.
I've no doubt transcribed a few of the letters wrong, so I might have to rely on Zaphe to clean up my garbage. The very first sentence is meant to have some stuff before it, but SmartOCR couldn't pick it up.
What little other stuff I've found is here, just so I don't bog the thread down with untranslated Japanese that hasn't been thoroughly looked over yet.